My life got flipped, turned upside down.
Mostly just cats, ponies, and puns.



Seriously, guys, I wish I lived back in the Cretaceous Period. Back then, people would have really appreciated a woman’s 30 centimeter fangs. If you weigh more than seven metric tons today, people will say you’re “obese”. This is what a real woman should look like. I really think I should have been born in a different time period. Seriously.