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Seriously, guys, I wish I lived back in the Cretaceous Period.  Back then, people would have really appreciated a woman’s 30 centimeter fangs.  If you weigh more than seven metric tons today, people will say you’re “obese”.  This is what a real woman should look like.  I really think I should have been born in a different time period.  Seriously.

Seriously, guys, I wish I lived back in the Cretaceous Period.  Back then, people would have really appreciated a woman’s 30 centimeter fangs.  If you weigh more than seven metric tons today, people will say you’re “obese”.  This is what a real woman should look like.  I really think I should have been born in a different time period.  Seriously.

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