My life got flipped, turned upside down.
Mostly just cats, ponies, and puns.


I googled it. Blergh. Why do I google medical things ever?!
And I’m pissed because this is not my fault. Usually it happens because people are irresponsible about their contact lenses and sleep in them and such. I was super careful, got very specific solution because almost everything irritated my eyes. Also, I never slept in mine (because I sleep with my eyes slightly open like a creep) and stopped wearing them on a daily basis, like, seven years ago. Fuck a duck.
I want to wear contacts when I teach… :c