My life got flipped, turned upside down.
Mostly just cats, ponies, and puns.


Because of allergies. I told the eye doctor I had some sort of allergy, and when she looked at them she was all, “Yup. That’s pretty bad [sucks to be you].” I asked her if it was something in my grandma’s house and she was pretty much, “Nope. You are allergic to your own eyes. Have some drops.”
I don’t think the drops are helping much.